JOKES

@) Think different, Make different, Achieve different speak different then U can reach

Menatl Hospital.

@) Sardar  looks an Ice cube 4 1hour. some 1 ask what r u doing. 

Sardar: I'm looking where its leaking.

@) Sardar was looking married certificate.

Wife: What r u looking?

Sardar: Expiry Date.

@) Sardar watching STARPLUS suddenly announcement comes - "U R WATCHING STARPLUS"
He wonders and says how did they know I am waching STARPLUS.

@)A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good- Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm J- JOCKING

@) You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world !! Just second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

@)So Sweet is Ur SMILE??
So Sweet is Ur STYLE??
So Sweet is Ur VOICE??
So Sweet is Ur Eye??
See ....... how Sweetly I lie.

@) I
I l
I lov
I love
I love you........
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
Bcoz Menaka Gandhi said "People should love animals."

@) What is confidence?
A 99 year old lady buying a Sim card with life time validity, that's confidence


@) A judge said Order.. Order.. Order..
Sardarji: 1 pizza, 4 dosa, 3 vada, 1 cool drink
Judge: Shut up.
Sardar: No no Seven up.

@) Missing your talks, ur smiles, ur silence, ur silly fights, but the thing I miss mosts, d way u jump frm tree 2 tree! Miss ur style a lot

@) Descent..
Obedient..
Neatful..
Kindful..
Excellent..
Young..
thats me not u . don't feel sad. U r name is also there. Read 1st letter of each line.

@) Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent, loving, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it is sad that Law allows only one wife.

@.) If u really need Original Tiger's Nail 4 Ur Chain Locket, contact me immediately I was planning 2 cut my Nail's tomorrow


@) Why are wives are more dangerous than Mafia?
The Mafia wants either your money or life. The wives want both.

@) Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver this packet.
Pappu: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.


@) Hai what happend.. why no sms .. No balance.. ok..! I will send u a recharge coupen: @@@@@@@@@@@ Scratch here with a blade !

@) A sardar gave his mobile phone to his friend and said plz send a sms to my girl friend, bcoz my hand writing is very bad.

@) Why did santa sleep with a scale? Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept.

@) Teacher: Can you tell something about Raja Ram Mohan Roy?
Sunny- They were 4 Best Friends

@) Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.
Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

@) Sardrji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver audjusted the mirror. Sardarji shouted U r seeing my wife. Go & sit back I will drive Auto

@) Teacher: "imagine the building you'r in suddenly got fire how will you escape"?
Sardar: I will stop the imagination

@) Teacher: What is meant by cyclone?
Student: The loan borrowed for purchasing Cycle is called cyclone.

@) Beggar: I'm the author of a book " 100 methods to become rich"
Man: Then why r u begging?
Beggar: This is one of the best method.

@) Dog was chasing Sardar. Sardar runs with laughing
man asked why are you laughing?
He replaied " I use Airtel Sim but Hutch network is following me"

@) We will now upgrade your brain, please wait........ searching....... still searching.... sorry, No vrain found.!

@) 7 Rules to be Happy
1. Never hate
2. Don't worry
3. Live simple
4. Expect little
5. Give a lot
6. Always smile
7. Tell my name 100 times daily

FRIENDSHIP SMS

@)  Nice friends r God's gift but not easily gained. It roots from our heart and involves sweet memories that stay .. not 4 a day but 4 ever.

@) Small angry, silly fights,

Simple sms, Serious jokes,

Sensitive feelings,

Senseless speak, mixture of all the above is called Friendship

@) Friendship is like violin, the music may stop... but the strings remain attached forever... if u touch, it will sing... so always keep in touch...

@) Friendship is a great relationship which needs nothing in this world except 2 pure hearts to share love, play, enjoy, fight, support and to live.

GOOD MORNING

@.)  Sun rises in the sky with the warmest smile,he wishes u a GOOD MORNING, hoping that u have the perfect day.

@.)   Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb U.

Hot coffee waiting to taste your lip.

Sun,birds, coll air, all are looking at your window.

Get up...! Get up... Good morning.

GOOD NIGHT

@) The very best medicine that nature has given to the human to refresh the body and mind is sleep so take this medicine regularly at the right time.

@) May the angels sprinkle stardust on your pillow to give you dreams so sweet and may God bless you and make them real.

@) Night is the best time to check what all the mistakes happen today also its the time to change all. So enjoy this night with joyful.

@) I looked 4 U  

up, down, left, right ,here there & everywhere 2 say You 

GOOD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS.

@) Sleeping is not taking rest for today's hard work it means gaining energy for tomorrow so sleep well. Goodnight .

@) Stop your work. Relax your mind. Go to bed pray to God, U think today's activities, slowly close ur eyes deep breath comes to sweet dreams.

@) The smiling moon, the silent might the cool breeze and all the shining stars are wishing you to close your eyes to have a fine sleep.

@ Moon- go slowly, beauty birds- don't make noise, breeze- be slowly, and my heart beat silently, because my friend going to sleep.

@) Wash ur face wash ur feet now its time to fall asleep. Ur eyes r weak and mouth can't speak so hope this night shall be nice and sweet. Good night

@) Black with solo moon with millions of stars bring you a silent hour to take a nice rest enjoy the hole night with cool dreams.

MALAYALAM

@) Busil ninnu erangia Nambuthiri businte adiyil nokunath kand , killi Enthanu nokunathu?

Nambuthiri: Nom padi kayaran neram cherupu ivide itirunu

@) Judge: nale 5 Am nine thookikolum

Sardar: Ha ha

Judge: Endhina chirichath

Srdr: Njan ezhunelkunathu 7 manika. 

@) Super amazing job offer in railway. only 1 seat vacant salary 70,000

job:- Traininte Head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininte munnil odanam.

@) Makal: Acha aro varunnundu

Achan: Ne akatheku poiko

Makal: Acha Babu'va varunnath

Achan: Atheyo engil Muthassiye koodi akatheku kondu po.

@) Pennu kanan poyappol sardar bhithiyil thookiyirikunna photo kandittu "Achan Pattalathil analle"

Kutti: Athu achanalla Subash Chandra Bose anu

@) Enta sasi vishamichirikunne?

Sasi: Oralk Plastic Surgery cheyyan 2 laksham kadam koduthu, ippol Ale thirichariunnilaa.

@) 2 sardars looking Egyptain mummy.

Sardar1: Body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident

Sardar2: Ho! Lorry numberum ezhuthiyitundu B.C 1720

@) Boy: Entey poketil ethra coin undennu parayamo?

Girl: Paranjal oru coin tharumo?

Boy: Paranjal entey pocketile 2 coinum tharam!

@) Doctor: Athyavahyamai oru Operation venam. Appol Thalennu Thanne Blood venom.

Sardar: THALENNU Thanne veno, Kalenno Kayyenno pore?

@) Vikari Achan: Anyante parambil ninnum Thenga moshtichathu nallathanoda.

Kallan: Pottichu Nokkiyilla acho!

@) Sardar oru pazhattholi chavitti veenu. Next Day-um aa vazhi vannapol pazha tholi kandu appol Sardar: DAIVAME INNUM VEZHUMALLO

@) Puli vannappol sardarinte friend puliude kanil mannu variyittu.

Friend: Odiko

Srdr: njanenthinu odanam? mannu variyttathu neeyalle?

@) Ramu: ne premichittundo?

Srdar: Undu pakshe avalku 2 pere ishtamanu njan avalodu I LOV U paranjapol aval parayuva "I LOVE U 2"

@) Teacher: which is the oldest animal in the world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: how?

Sardar: Bcoz it is "Black and White"!

@) Sardar chayakkadyil: e flaskil ethra chayya kollum?
Kadakkaran: 6 ennam kollum
Sardar: Enkil 3 strong, 2 light, oru without vegam venam.

@) Accident pattia sardarinode friend: Enganeyannu accident undayathu?
Sardar: Aa junction kando?
Friend: Kandu!
Sdr: Gha. Nan kandilla.

@) During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entamme ente kai poye" Sardar:evide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu appozha avante oru kai...

@) Ramanu kastakalam vannu, Raman jolsyane kandu,
jolsyan:- hey rama 2, 4 kali kale Bali kodukkanam.
Raman:- pakaram oru 8 kali mathiyo?

@) Rogi Ee rogangal karanam Eniku Marikan thonnunu, Doctor orikkalum swayam marikkan padilla, Pinney njangal enthu cheyum

@) Urumbine Kollan oru elupa vazhi
Sugaril mulaku podi mix cheythu vaykkuka, athu thinna urumbukal vellam kudikkan pokum appo mukki Kollam

@) Ethu samayavum Divam ninne Rashikkan Undakum, Karanam?
Njan eppozhum prarthikkunu, Bhudhiyillatha ee kochine eppozhum katholanamme!

@) Abdu: Beerane, nee Gulfil povunnille?Beeran: 2 paper shariyavaanund
Abdu: Ethellaam paper?
Beeran: “ PASSPORTUM, VISAYUM"

@) Njan enthu thetta ninodu cheythath,Enthina ingane avoid cheyune,Aazhchayil orikalengilum enne orthude
Snehathode Ninte Swantham
TOOTHBRUSH

@.) Markoni Radio Kandupidichu, Edison Bulb kandupidichu, Grahm bell phone kandupidichu, nee ENGINE MOBILUM KUTHIPIDICHU VERUTHE IRUNNO

TAMIL SMS

@) Hus: Kolandha Aludhukittu Iruku, ne adha gavanikama Serial paathukitu iruka? 

Wife: Summa Irunga, Kolandhaiyum serial paathu dhan Aluvudhu.

@) Wife: Avar unga friend nu solringa namma marriage ku varave illae! Hus: Enakku oru kashtamana avanala pakka mudiyathu.

@) Alexander: Ennoda Ductionaryla mudiyathu entra varthaye illai. 

Sardarji: Ippo solli enna pandratthu, vangumpothe parthu vangunum.

@) Sardar1: Neenga kulikum bodhu water romba coola irundha enna pannuveenga?

Sardar2: Bed sheet pothikittu kulipomla.

@) Teacher: Yenda scale vachikittu thoongura?

Student: Alavoda thoongunu doctor sonnaar athaan.

@) Dog likes Bone

Elephant likes Banana

Cow likes Punnaku

Monkey likes

Sollu chellam unaku enna pidikum?

@.)  SARDAR : Odipoi Kalyanam Pannikalama... Girl : Seruppu Pinjidum. SARDAR : Parava illay Seruppa Kaila Eduthuttu Odalam.

@.)  Maths Teacher:- If You Have 12 Choclates & You Give 8 To Remya, 4 To Anitha Then What Will You Get..?

LKG STUD :- 2 Super Figures...!

@.)  Both the Doctors after operation and students after the exam tell the same answer,

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Evalavo try pannunom irrunthallum mudiyala

@.) SMS -full form.

S-singakuti anuppi

M-monkey kuti padikkum

S-small information..

@.)  THREE COMEDYS IN COLLEGE LIFE

1)machi disturb pannathe,naan padikanum

2)class illa,va libraryku pokalam

&The Best 1 is

3)Sir,YenakU oru doubt

@.)  Kangal Pesinal Love

Kanner Pesinal NATPU

Panam Pesinal SONTHAM

Ellarum Pesinal ULAGAM

Ne Mattum Pesinal

LOOSU

pesattium ne losu than

@.)  You=Very nice

You=Very smart,

You=very lovely,

You=Very lucky,

You=Very Beauty.

Ayyo siripa paru idhu enakku vandha SMS.

LOVE SMS

@) BEST LOVE MESSAGE

I believe in Love at first sight!

Bcoz.. I have loved my MOTHER ever since I opened my eyes..

@) Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. please don't hurt my heart.

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