TAMIL SMS

@) Hus: Kolandha Aludhukittu Iruku, ne adha gavanikama Serial paathukitu iruka? 

Wife: Summa Irunga, Kolandhaiyum serial paathu dhan Aluvudhu.

@) Wife: Avar unga friend nu solringa namma marriage ku varave illae! Hus: Enakku oru kashtamana avanala pakka mudiyathu.

@) Alexander: Ennoda Ductionaryla mudiyathu entra varthaye illai. 

Sardarji: Ippo solli enna pandratthu, vangumpothe parthu vangunum.

@) Sardar1: Neenga kulikum bodhu water romba coola irundha enna pannuveenga?

Sardar2: Bed sheet pothikittu kulipomla.

@) Teacher: Yenda scale vachikittu thoongura?

Student: Alavoda thoongunu doctor sonnaar athaan.

@) Dog likes Bone

Elephant likes Banana

Cow likes Punnaku

Monkey likes

Sollu chellam unaku enna pidikum?

@.)  SARDAR : Odipoi Kalyanam Pannikalama... Girl : Seruppu Pinjidum. SARDAR : Parava illay Seruppa Kaila Eduthuttu Odalam.

@.)  Maths Teacher:- If You Have 12 Choclates & You Give 8 To Remya, 4 To Anitha Then What Will You Get..?

LKG STUD :- 2 Super Figures...!

@.)  Both the Doctors after operation and students after the exam tell the same answer,

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Evalavo try pannunom irrunthallum mudiyala

@.) SMS -full form.

S-singakuti anuppi

M-monkey kuti padikkum

S-small information..

@.)  THREE COMEDYS IN COLLEGE LIFE

1)machi disturb pannathe,naan padikanum

2)class illa,va libraryku pokalam

&The Best 1 is

3)Sir,YenakU oru doubt

@.)  Kangal Pesinal Love

Kanner Pesinal NATPU

Panam Pesinal SONTHAM

Ellarum Pesinal ULAGAM

Ne Mattum Pesinal

LOOSU

pesattium ne losu than

@.)  You=Very nice

You=Very smart,

You=very lovely,

You=Very lucky,

You=Very Beauty.

Ayyo siripa paru idhu enakku vandha SMS.