MALAYALAM

@) Busil ninnu erangia Nambuthiri businte adiyil nokunath kand , killi Enthanu nokunathu?

Nambuthiri: Nom padi kayaran neram cherupu ivide itirunu

@) Judge: nale 5 Am nine thookikolum

Sardar: Ha ha

Judge: Endhina chirichath

Srdr: Njan ezhunelkunathu 7 manika. 

@) Super amazing job offer in railway. only 1 seat vacant salary 70,000

job:- Traininte Head light kedayal oru torcheduthu traininte munnil odanam.

@) Makal: Acha aro varunnundu

Achan: Ne akatheku poiko

Makal: Acha Babu'va varunnath

Achan: Atheyo engil Muthassiye koodi akatheku kondu po.

@) Pennu kanan poyappol sardar bhithiyil thookiyirikunna photo kandittu "Achan Pattalathil analle"

Kutti: Athu achanalla Subash Chandra Bose anu

@) Enta sasi vishamichirikunne?

Sasi: Oralk Plastic Surgery cheyyan 2 laksham kadam koduthu, ippol Ale thirichariunnilaa.

@) 2 sardars looking Egyptain mummy.

Sardar1: Body full bandaged, pakka lorry accident

Sardar2: Ho! Lorry numberum ezhuthiyitundu B.C 1720

@) Boy: Entey poketil ethra coin undennu parayamo?

Girl: Paranjal oru coin tharumo?

Boy: Paranjal entey pocketile 2 coinum tharam!

@) Doctor: Athyavahyamai oru Operation venam. Appol Thalennu Thanne Blood venom.

Sardar: THALENNU Thanne veno, Kalenno Kayyenno pore?

@) Vikari Achan: Anyante parambil ninnum Thenga moshtichathu nallathanoda.

Kallan: Pottichu Nokkiyilla acho!

@) Sardar oru pazhattholi chavitti veenu. Next Day-um aa vazhi vannapol pazha tholi kandu appol Sardar: DAIVAME INNUM VEZHUMALLO

@) Puli vannappol sardarinte friend puliude kanil mannu variyittu.

Friend: Odiko

Srdr: njanenthinu odanam? mannu variyttathu neeyalle?

@) Ramu: ne premichittundo?

Srdar: Undu pakshe avalku 2 pere ishtamanu njan avalodu I LOV U paranjapol aval parayuva "I LOVE U 2"

@) Teacher: which is the oldest animal in the world?

Sardar: ZEBRA

Teacher: how?

Sardar: Bcoz it is "Black and White"!

@) Sardar chayakkadyil: e flaskil ethra chayya kollum?
Kadakkaran: 6 ennam kollum
Sardar: Enkil 3 strong, 2 light, oru without vegam venam.

@) Accident pattia sardarinode friend: Enganeyannu accident undayathu?
Sardar: Aa junction kando?
Friend: Kandu!
Sdr: Gha. Nan kandilla.

@) During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entamme ente kai poye" Sardar:evide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu appozha avante oru kai...

@) Ramanu kastakalam vannu, Raman jolsyane kandu,
jolsyan:- hey rama 2, 4 kali kale Bali kodukkanam.
Raman:- pakaram oru 8 kali mathiyo?

@) Rogi Ee rogangal karanam Eniku Marikan thonnunu, Doctor orikkalum swayam marikkan padilla, Pinney njangal enthu cheyum

@) Urumbine Kollan oru elupa vazhi
Sugaril mulaku podi mix cheythu vaykkuka, athu thinna urumbukal vellam kudikkan pokum appo mukki Kollam

@) Ethu samayavum Divam ninne Rashikkan Undakum, Karanam?
Njan eppozhum prarthikkunu, Bhudhiyillatha ee kochine eppozhum katholanamme!

@) Abdu: Beerane, nee Gulfil povunnille?Beeran: 2 paper shariyavaanund
Abdu: Ethellaam paper?
Beeran: “ PASSPORTUM, VISAYUM"

@) Njan enthu thetta ninodu cheythath,Enthina ingane avoid cheyune,Aazhchayil orikalengilum enne orthude
Snehathode Ninte Swantham
TOOTHBRUSH

@.) Markoni Radio Kandupidichu, Edison Bulb kandupidichu, Grahm bell phone kandupidichu, nee ENGINE MOBILUM KUTHIPIDICHU VERUTHE IRUNNO